On the ineffectual existence of an Indian centerline

I am Indian centerline. Most of my international counterparts have the eminant distinction of dividing the road into two halves, each of which moves automobiles in opposite directions. I, on the other hand, I am a polite suggestion. Please drive on the left. If it pleases you, oh driver, you might consider driving on the left. Have you ever tried driving on the left? - Because the pavement is always greener, or blacker as it were, on my left side. Really, I look better from the left side, my right side is not really my best.

I (Derek) am going to take my camera along on one of my next normal transits. I will have no shortage of opportunities to capture of the continuous game of chicken that Indians call "a drive to work" or "a drive to the grocery store".